Polite and Impolite
POLITE is the shy, middle child who sits at the awkward extra chair at the dining table, timidly accepting leftovers, with a gracious smile on her face, after everyone has had their fill. She defers to others and places their needs ahead of her own at all times, and because she does not know when it is the right time to yield, so she does it all the time. Her bitch of a sister, IMPOLITE, also sits at the same table. She is never hateful, rude, or disrespectful, but knows when it is her turn. She does not defer, but yields when it is the kind thing to do. She sits on the comfy chair, at the center of the dining table, and if you try to take her turkey leg, she will destroy you.